PaddyOConor

Paddy is an Irishman, Scottish, Welsh, English hybrid that runs on coffee and mountain dew with 70% ethanol. He spends his spare time slaying dragons and creating worlds. He once watched a three hour movie in two hours without fast forwarding. On weekends, he likes to have private discussions with the President of the United States and jam on the Ukulele with him. He once yelled at a presidential candidate in the middle of Greenville. Several years ago, he saved the city of New York from an army of gophers using nothing but nail clippers. He has won a medal for extreme, full-contact origami and has beaten Bruce Lee in chess. He has had lunch with Gandhi, dinner with Machiavelli, and taught a doctorate level course on how to wear blazers properly. He occasionally woos women with his unnatural stapling skills. He punched Hitler. He shook hands with Thomas Jefferson. He understood the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. He has not, however, become a published author.